Introducing Political Barb: “Chocolate, Weapons and War”
It’s that time of year again, or more accurately one of those two times of year. The time when the right-wing media works itself into a frenzy over perceived slights against Christianity.
Steve Beauchampé points out that the Daily Telegraph, in a move made to bolster profits, forces many of its staff to work producing a paper on Easter Sunday (and Christmas Day), just as it expects newsagents to open on Easter Sunday to sell that day’s version of the Telegraph and help to raise those profits and the remuneration paid to its senior staff.
Despite this it feels able to ‘froth at the mouth’, claiming that the National Trust was ‘airbrushing’ Easter’. He highlights the ‘faux anger’ generated by a joint National Trust/Cadbury event called the Great Egg Hunt (omitting the word Easter) – the National Trust website, though it uses the word Easter 13,000 times, and because one of Cadburys best-selling products is called a creme egg – not a creme Easter egg.
Meanwhile Prime Minister Theresa May finds time in her busy schedule of hawking arms and British military expertise to the tyrannical rulers of Oman, Jordan and the daddy of all despots, Saudi Arabia, to call the absence of the word Easter in the NT/Cadbury promotion “absolutely ridiculous”.
This, as she should be saying: “the United Kingdom is in danger of fracturing apart and Sturgeon’s running rings around me, I’ve got a generally weak hand to play in the Brexit negotiations whatever Duncan-Smith tells you and I daren’t lose Gibraltar because it’s a British military base and one of our numerous off-shore tax havens, particularly attractive to casinos …and you’re bothering me with this!!?”
The Daily Telegraph is bothered about the word Easter being missed off the title of a children’s hunt for chocolate eggs:
- one week after the UK served notification of its intention to leave the EU,
- a senior Tory has suggested that we might go to war with Spain,
- our Trade Secretary is in the Philippines meeting the self-confessed killer President Duterte and speaking of the two nations’ shared values’,
- the Chancellor is offering India access to our potentially low tax, low regulation banking sector
- and Theresa May is off selling yet more weapons to middle east dictators (she must be on commission with BAE Systems!).
Beauchampé’s final comment: “Nice to see the pro-government wing of the Third Estate getting their priorities right”.
First published in the BirminghamPress.com: http://thebirminghampress.com/2017/04/chocolate-weapons-and-war/ . Republished in https://politicalcleanup.wordpress.com/political-barbs/chocolate-weapons-and-war/
Posted on April 7, 2017, in Arms trade, Banking, Foreign policy, Government, Media, Political Barbs, Taxation, Trade, warfare and tagged Brexit, Cadbury, Daily Telegraph, Easter, Gibraltar, National Trust, Saudi Arabia, Theresa May, United Kingdom. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.